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Cheesy pickup lines

Pickup lines so cheesy they might actually work, because they make people laugh. Clean only.

Cheesy pickup lines (24)

  1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  2. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  3. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
  4. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
  5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
  6. Do you like science? Because we've got great chemistry.
  7. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  8. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
  9. Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.
  10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
  11. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  12. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  13. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  14. Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
  15. Are you a time traveller? Because I can see you in my future.
  16. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  17. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
  18. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
  19. Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect.
  20. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
  21. Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.
  22. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  23. Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout.
  24. Are you a loan from the library? Because I'm checking you out.
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