Knock knock jokes

Knock knock jokes (24)

1. Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
2. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke!
3. Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Moo! (Say it before they finish asking "who?")
4. Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
5. Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I miss you!
6. Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says moo!
7. Knock knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
8. Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
9. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? (Repeat three times, then:) Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
10. Knock knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you?
11. Knock knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a little closer and I'll tell you!
12. Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
13. Knock knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!
14. Knock knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
15. Knock knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
16. Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
17. Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked!
18. Knock knock. Who's there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking!
19. Knock knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
20. Knock knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, kangaroo!
21. Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
22. Knock knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house?
23. Knock knock. Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and open the door!
24. Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner!